Punt, Pass, and Kick Preparation
Posted by: Cody Hudson
August 31, 2010 - 9:07 PM

As I'm sure you all know football season is upon us.  And everybody knows what that means...  It's almost Punt, Pass, and Kick time.  I soon plan to begin training for this illustrious competition.  In order to prepare properly I will need a volunteer who can catch, return, and measure my punts, my passes, and my kicks.  There is no receiving involved in this competition so the volunteer trainer will be required to run the ball back to me and place it in my hands after it has been punted, passed, or kicked.  Throwing the ball back to me will not be an option, regardless of how fast, high, or hard you can throw.  The returning of the ball is a vital part of this procedure and must be done efficiently.  I personally only have one ball, so if the volunteer could purchase a bag of game ready footballs they will be reimbursed just as soon as I get my Punt, Pass, and Kick petty cash in from my Grandma (she wants to see me wing a few tight spirals before she invests).  The volunteer will also need be required to wear eye black, gloves, and full NFL authentic Kansas City Chiefs Road uniform.  Those who are interested please email me at punt.pass.kick.2010champion@nobodycanstopme.com   

as always Denver Bronco's fans need not apply

WANTED- TIME TRAVEL NEEDED
Posted by: Cody Hudson
August 16, 2010 - 12:58 PM

WANTED- Looking for someone to go back in time with me. This is no joke. Must bring your own weapons (light saber would be best, samurai sword may pose storage issues), Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before. Seeking someone of an agreeable nature with futuristic camping skills. Denver Bronco fans need not apply. The inside track on a future root beer or beef jerky supply would be an exciting addition to this voyage. If you think you're interested just get ahold of my cousin on his beep and I'll call you from a pay phone when I'm handy. Thanks
 

Lawn Care
Posted by: Cody Hudson
August 3, 2010 - 10:12 AM

I noticed today that my grass is becoming quite long in comparison to that of my neighbors.  So if anyone has a lawnmower and the type of tenacity it takes to cut grass in this heat please let me know.  You must also have a weedeater, a good attitude, and a willingness to work for free.  We could probably cut a deal, maybe you can have 2 drinks out of the hose.  I don't know yet, I'll think about it...  Those interested  Call 555-234-5555